Awesome Secret Squirrel Training

Course Price: $5 peanuts
Course Times: 8am to 6pm
Course Designer: John Holschen


Do you have the ability to walk on wire and avoid bare spots? To climb trees and other objects in search of food? Do you know how to use a running zig-zag pattern to confuse and escape the neighbor's dog?  You will learn how to crawl into seemingly impossible places and the lastest techniques to annoy the human animal to no end. 

Subjects Covered:

  • Secret Squirrel stuff
  • How to run a zig-zag pattern with varying tail positions
  • How to bury and relocate your food 4 months later
  • Bird feeder assault tactics

Required Equipment:
  • Cute face
  • Short hair
  • Puffy tail
  • Claws
  • Teeth


Prerequisites:
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